Funny pick up lines

Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
I don't always use food pickup lines but when i do, they're extra cheesy.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You're so hot you make my teeth sweat...
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Hi, I have big feet.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I just called an ambulance because you made my heart skip a beat.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
I was walking at my apartment complex and saw a guy trip and fall so I asked if he was ok. He said, "yeah I was just falling for you."
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty, nerdy
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