Is your name "Breaststroke"? Because you make my knees weak.
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would be a competitor to the World Bank.
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?