Funny pick up lines

If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
78.68 % 30 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
I know I'm not a grocery item, but I can tell when you're checking me out.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Do you know what is the difference between conversation and sex? No? Don't you want to go to my home and talk about it?
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
I heard that good looks can kill...So, please don't look at me. I don't wanna see you die!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Hi, I have big feet.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
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