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Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can't get some love, I'd like to get a piece.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
You see that door over there? Let's go out.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Are you a angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers * fake sneeze *
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Roses are Red, Violets are Plants, what are you wearing, under your pants.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Where do astronauts hang out?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
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