Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can't get some love, I'd like to get a piece.
You see that door over there? Let's go out.
Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
Are you a angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers * fake sneeze *
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Roses are Red, Violets are Plants, what are you wearing, under your pants.
Where do astronauts hang out?
Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.