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Is your name "Breaststroke"? Because you make my knees weak.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I would be a competitor to the World Bank.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny, corny
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: funny, clean, cute
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
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