Funny pick up lines

You're the woman I want to spend my life with today.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I'm about to dive into the sea...that pu-sea.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anybody else.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
Is your name "Breaststroke"? Because you make my knees weak.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...really close...
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, funny
You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section – because you could melt all this stuff.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
You were mint for me.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
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