Funny pick up lines

You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
If you were bubblegum, you'd be babe-a-licious!
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Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
All the prophecies in the department of mysteries say I belong with you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I can go 8 courses. And I'm not talking about food.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Kiss me now if you think that I got it all wrong. But vampires exist, right?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It's the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Is this place just steamed up or is it just you?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I will love you until I forget who you are.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, reverse
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