Hi, can you let me concentrate on something else for a change?
When Santa saw you he came early.
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
Is you name Daniel? Because you got me like Damnnnnmmnn.
Were you staring at my crotch?
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
I know I'm not a grocery item, but I can tell when you're checking me out.
I just called an ambulance because you made my heart skip a beat.
Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river.
I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.