Funny pick up lines

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
62.26 % 11 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I like you, you like me. Let's get together and not make a family.
62.12 % 62 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
60.97 % 6 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
57.34 % 57 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
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