Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink. You should see.
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
I can ride a motorcycle and play a card game at the same time, hon.
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
I like your plaid spandex pants, but I like myself in them better.
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through.
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?