Funny pick up lines

I think your hand looks heavy. Would you like me to hold it for you?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
My name's Mickey. Are you my Minnie?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, weird
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I don't need Apple Maps to get completely lost in your eyes.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, cheesy, funny
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
71.09 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, reverse
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