If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
I like your plaid spandex pants, but I like myself in them better.
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through.
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!