I think your hand looks heavy. Would you like me to hold it for you?
Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
My name's Mickey. Are you my Minnie?
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I don't need Apple Maps to get completely lost in your eyes.
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.