Funny pick up lines

I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, cheesy, funny
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
71.09 % 21 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny, funny
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
71.09 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, reverse
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny, cheesy
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty, funny
I39m not your type? I thought sexy as Hell was everyone's type.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, funny, cheesy
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
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