Funny pick up lines

If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
68.79 % 92 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, funny
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
I like your plaid spandex pants, but I like myself in them better.
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, corny, funny
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through.
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, funny
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
Bond. James Bond.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
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