If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I like you, you like me. Let's get together and not make a family.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Girl: WHAT!
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
It takes balls to play golf.
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Myspace or yours?