Funny pick up lines

Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink. You should see.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
I can ride a motorcycle and play a card game at the same time, hon.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, funny
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
68.64 % 53 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, funny
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
I like your plaid spandex pants, but I like myself in them better.
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, corny, funny
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through.
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, funny
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
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