Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
I like you, you like me. Let's get together and not make a family.
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
It takes balls to play golf.
Follow me on Instagram? (Jk I just wanted to stalk your selfies)
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops.
I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.