I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
I39m not your type? I thought sexy as Hell was everyone's type.
Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!