Funny pick up lines

I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
71.09 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: hockey, funny, weird
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, funny
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
I39m not your type? I thought sexy as Hell was everyone's type.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, funny, cheesy
Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, funny
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, funny
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
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