Funny pick up lines

You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
Single mother of 1? Want to be single mother of 2?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Roses are red, violets are blue, and how would you like it if I came home with you?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute, cheesy, clean
I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, clean
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: funny, golf, clean
Mine is bigger than his. Want proof?
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
I've had a crush on you for 2 hours.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, cute, funny, cheesy
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, funny, weird
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