Funny pick up lines

If I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
66.82 % 162 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Hi, I'm a lawyer.
66.69 % 13 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, funny
Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
66.69 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
66.66 % 22 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, reverse
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
66.37 % 163 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, funny
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
65.66 % 17 votes
Pick up line: hockey, corny, dirty, funny
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
65.36 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, nerdy, offensive
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
65.35 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
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