If I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
Hi, I'm a lawyer.
Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.