Hi, I'm a lawyer.
Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.