Funny pick up lines

Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I'm like an Sn2 reaction, I come from behind.
Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty, cute
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, offensive
All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Hey girl, wanna come back to mine? There are 10 PokeStops along the way.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: funny
Damn, wish I could catch that with a pokeball!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: funny, clean
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
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