Funny pick up lines

Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: funny
I'm either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I'm like an Sn2 reaction, I come from behind.
Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty, cute
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