Funny pick up lines

Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
71.94 % 27 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, clean, funny
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: hockey, corny, dirty, funny
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, cute, funny
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Are you a flower? Because this honeybee is gonna be sucking you dry tonight.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny, cheesy
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