Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.
I'm like an Sn2 reaction, I come from behind.
Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
Hey girl, wanna come back to mine? There are 10 PokeStops along the way.
Damn, wish I could catch that with a pokeball!
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?