Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
Hey girl, wanna come back to mine? There are 10 PokeStops along the way.
Damn, wish I could catch that with a pokeball!
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?