Funny pick up lines

Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, corny, funny
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny
Hey girl, wanna come back to mine? There are 10 PokeStops along the way.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: funny
Damn, wish I could catch that with a pokeball!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: funny, clean
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
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