Funny pick up lines

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
If I were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!
Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000? Cause your sweeping me off my feet!
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
I39m not your type? I thought sexy as Hell was everyone's type.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, funny, cheesy
Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because If I found out you'd been living in my room my whole life I'd get over it pretty quickly.
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, funny
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
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