Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink. You should see.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
I won't shoot first in bed.
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
I know Black Friday just passed, but...Clothes are 100% off at my place.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
I can ride a motorcycle and play a card game at the same time, hon.