If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
Hey girl, wanna come back to mine? There are 10 PokeStops along the way.
Damn, wish I could catch that with a pokeball!
I don't play Pokémon but I can still throw my balls at you.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
You're so attractive, firefighters have calendars with your pictures in it.
You're so hot you make global warming feel like winter.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.