Funny pick up lines

If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
72.80 % 28 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, offensive
Hey girl, wanna come back to mine? There are 10 PokeStops along the way.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: funny
Damn, wish I could catch that with a pokeball!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: funny, clean
I don't play Pokémon but I can still throw my balls at you.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty, funny
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty, funny
You're so attractive, firefighters have calendars with your pictures in it.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: creepy, funny
You're so hot you make global warming feel like winter.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, clean, funny
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