Funny pick up lines

My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
Your bio says you're not here for one night stands...Wanna try a two night stand by any chance?
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: funny
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: creepy, funny, doctor
I'm either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
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