I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
As long as I have a face, u always have a place to sit.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!