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I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
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Pick up line: tinder, nerdy, cheesy, funny
So, I hear you're a "service provider"?
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck?
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Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
If you were bubblegum, you'd be babe-a-licious!
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Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
All the prophecies in the department of mysteries say I belong with you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I can go 8 courses. And I'm not talking about food.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
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Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
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