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You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. But I know you wouldn't do that. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Damn girl, are you a magnet? Cos I was attracted to you until you turned around.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: reverse, funny, cheesy
Wow, you look just like my third girl. And if I count it now, I've had so far only two...
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: funny, clean
You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: funny
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty, funny
Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
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