My bedroom is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
Your bio says you're not here for one night stands...Wanna try a two night stand by any chance?
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
Is your body from McDonald's Because I'm Lovin' it!
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
I'm either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!