Funny pick up lines

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, doctor
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: funny
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, dirty, funny
Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
Didn't You Wear That Yesterday?
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: funny
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