Funny pick up lines

Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Are you a flower? Because this honeybee is gonna be sucking you dry tonight.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny, cheesy
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, creepy, funny
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty, funny
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I can take my eyes off you.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
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