Let's try having sex before we rush into dating.
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
Is your name wifi? Cause I feel a connection.