Funny pick up lines

Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, dirty, funny
I will love you until I forget who you are.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, reverse
I'm a lion: Meow.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, funny
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, corny, funny
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cute, funny
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