If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.
I'm like an Sn2 reaction, I come from behind.
Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.