Funny pick up lines

What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
71.09 % 21 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
71.09 % 21 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
71.02 % 26 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, funny
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, funny
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