I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
I love you enough to irritate hundres of people by expressing it on Facebook.
The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
I kinda like you (actually I'm madly in love with you and absolutely adore you but can't actually say that because it sounds creepy).
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
Are you a scientist? Because I Lab you.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say:) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
If I was in the army, I would blow you away.