Funny pick up lines

Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
I39m not your type? I thought sexy as Hell was everyone's type.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, funny, cheesy
Not even Snape could Severus apart.
Are you Peter Pettigrew? Because If I found out you'd been living in my room my whole life I'd get over it pretty quickly.
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, funny
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Summer's over, because you're about to fall for me.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
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