Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
I will love you until I forget who you are.
I'm a lion: Meow.
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?