What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
I'm not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.