Funny pick up lines

The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, funny
I kinda like you (actually I'm madly in love with you and absolutely adore you but can't actually say that because it sounds creepy).
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Your pick up lines are working, said no woman ever.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I like you more than Umbridge likes pink. And torture.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Are you a scientist? Because I Lab you.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, science, cute, funny, nerdy
(Use index finger to call someone over then say:) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
Hello, more than friends.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, weird, hockey
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