If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
Hello, more than friends.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Dinner first? No? Hey, if we're gonna have sex I gotta eat!
It's gonna be legend-...wait for it...(And I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
I'll shock the socks off you.
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?