Funny pick up lines

Dinner first? No? Hey, if we're gonna have sex I gotta eat!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty
It's gonna be legend-...wait for it...(And I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
I'll shock the socks off you.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, funny
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
You baby gimme your number before I don't want it no more.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny
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