Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.
Didn't You Wear That Yesterday?
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
I want you to know that I have many unsolved problems, for example when I count sheep at night and I end up telling them how much I love you.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")
I like you, you like me. Let's get together and not make a family.
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?
Will you still snapchat me when I am no longer young and beautiful?