Funny pick up lines

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I'm like an Sn2 reaction, I come from behind.
Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty, cute
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, clean, cute, funny
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, nerdy, cheesy, funny
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