Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Are you Stacey's mom? Cause, you've got it going on.