Funny pick up lines

Summer's over, because you're about to fall for me.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink. You should see.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I won't shoot first in bed.
70.04 % 25 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
I know Black Friday just passed, but...Clothes are 100% off at my place.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute, dirty, funny
I can ride a motorcycle and play a card game at the same time, hon.
69.90 % 20 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, funny
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