Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
Hey girl, wanna come back to mine? There are 10 PokeStops along the way.
Damn, wish I could catch that with a pokeball!
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
I don't play Pokémon but I can still throw my balls at you.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
You're so attractive, firefighters have calendars with your pictures in it.
You're so hot you make global warming feel like winter.