Funny pick up lines

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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
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Pick up line: corny, funny
Saying while walking away: Your good looks don't intimidate me.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
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Pick up line: clean, cheesy, cute, dirty, funny
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
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Pick up line: baseball, funny
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
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Pick up line: dirty, funny, nerdy, offensive
It's either you or me that I'm having sex with later.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
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Pick up line: dog, clean, funny
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
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Pick up line: haloween, clean, funny
Is your name wifi? Cause I feel a connection.
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Pick up line: engineering, funny, nerdy
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