Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
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I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
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Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I see you. There is nothing I can do without thinking of you.
Millions and millions of years would still not give me half enough time to describe that tiny instant of all eternity; When you put your arms around me and I put my arms around you!
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?