Funny pick up lines

Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, offensive
All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Hey girl, wanna come back to mine? There are 10 PokeStops along the way.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: funny
Damn, wish I could catch that with a pokeball!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: funny, clean
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
I don't play Pokémon but I can still throw my balls at you.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty, funny
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty, funny
You're so attractive, firefighters have calendars with your pictures in it.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: creepy, funny
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