Funny pick up lines

You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
67.52 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
67.52 % 27 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, cheesy, clean
Hey Girl, You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
67.52 % 27 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, clean, cute, funny
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, golf, cheesy
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty, funny
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny, funny
I'm on my way to your house and I feel like it's about time to confess I look nothing like the pictures I sent.
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
67.05 % 170 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, funny
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