Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
All I want for Christmas is you. Seriously. Get in the box.
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
Hey girl, wanna come back to mine? There are 10 PokeStops along the way.
Damn, wish I could catch that with a pokeball!
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
I don't play Pokémon but I can still throw my balls at you.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
You're so attractive, firefighters have calendars with your pictures in it.