Funny pick up lines

Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, creepy, funny
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty, funny
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, funny
You are dead sexy. Literally.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: haloween, funny, corny
I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, funny
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, cheesy, funny
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
71.09 % 21 votes
Pick up line: funny, corny, cheesy
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
71.09 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, reverse
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
71.09 % 21 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny
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