You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
Hey Girl, You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
I'm on my way to your house and I feel like it's about time to confess I look nothing like the pictures I sent.
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.