Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
You are dead sexy. Literally.
I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
Hi, I see that you are new to here, I want to be the 1st male to bother you.
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?