I don't play Pokémon but I can still throw my balls at you.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
You're so attractive, firefighters have calendars with your pictures in it.
You're so hot you make global warming feel like winter.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?