Funny pick up lines

My name's Mickey. Are you my Minnie?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, weird
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I don't need Apple Maps to get completely lost in your eyes.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy
Babe, you make Rita Ora look like a teletubbie.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute, funny
Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That's what we do.
72.18 % 22 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cute, funny
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, clean, cute, funny
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, cute, funny
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
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