Funny pick up lines

I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, clean
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: funny, golf, clean
Mine is bigger than his. Want proof?
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
I've had a crush on you for 2 hours.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, cute, funny, cheesy
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, funny, weird
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, reverse, cheesy, funny
You've got something on you head...A halo.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
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