Do you mind if the parrot watches?
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Me without you is like Fred without George.
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing