Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
I39m not your type? I thought sexy as Hell was everyone's type.
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
Summer's over, because you're about to fall for me.
Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...