I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
Mine is bigger than his. Want proof?
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
I've had a crush on you for 2 hours.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.
You've got something on you head...A halo.