I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
Summer's over, because you're about to fall for me.
Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...
Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink. You should see.
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
I can ride a motorcycle and play a card game at the same time, hon.