Funny pick up lines

Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: hockey, funny, weird
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny, cheesy
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, creepy, funny
You get me harder than Joe Buck was after Jeter went 2-2.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty, funny
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
I39m not your type? I thought sexy as Hell was everyone's type.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: anime, corny, funny, cheesy
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: star-wars, corny, funny
Summer's over, because you're about to fall for me.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
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