Funny pick up lines

So you're a girl, eh?
64.57 % 7 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Do you mind if the parrot watches?
64.41 % 28 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
63.98 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
63.98 % 16 votes
Pick up line: hockey, funny, weird
Me without you is like Fred without George.
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
63.96 % 20 votes
Pick up line: offensive, nerdy, cute, funny
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
62.26 % 11 votes
Pick up line: funny, golf, clean
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
62.26 % 11 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, funny, weird
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
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