Funny pick up lines

Summer's over, because you're about to fall for me.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink. You should see.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I like your plaid spandex pants, but I like myself in them better.
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, corny, funny
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through.
68.53 % 14 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, funny
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
Bond. James Bond.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
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