Funny pick up lines

Bond. James Bond.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
67.36 % 62 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, golf, cheesy
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny, funny
I'm on my way to your house and I feel like it's about time to confess I look nothing like the pictures I sent.
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Hi, I'm a lawyer.
66.69 % 13 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, funny
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
66.69 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I like you, you like me. Let's get together and not make a family.
65.74 % 48 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
65.45 % 29 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny, funny
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