I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
My mom warned me about girls like you.
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
What sort of person are you looking? Wait - don't tell me: medium height (...)
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
You look familiar. Oh yeah your the girl of my dreams!
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
You were mint for me.
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
You smell that? Smells like love.