Funny pick up lines

I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
60.78 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
My mom warned me about girls like you.
60.78 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Black Friday sale. My house. You and me. All clothes will be 100% off.
60.78 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
What sort of person are you looking? Wait - don't tell me: medium height (...)
60.78 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
60.78 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, funny
You look familiar. Oh yeah your the girl of my dreams!
60.78 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
You were mint for me.
60.78 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
60.21 % 108 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
You smell that? Smells like love.
60.06 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, funny
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