Summer's over, because you're about to fall for me.
Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...
Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
Are you a tangerine? Because I think you're a cutie.
You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink. You should see.
I like your plaid spandex pants, but I like myself in them better.
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through.
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!