Funny pick up lines

Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, golf, cheesy
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny, funny
I'm on my way to your house and I feel like it's about time to confess I look nothing like the pictures I sent.
67.20 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Hi, I'm a lawyer.
66.69 % 13 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, funny
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
65.66 % 17 votes
Pick up line: offensive, nerdy, cute, funny
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
65.54 % 86 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
So you're a girl, eh?
64.57 % 7 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
63.20 % 34 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny, funny
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