Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
There's a game on Saturday. Want to?