Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?