Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.