Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
There's a game on Saturday. Want to?
Wanna go out? (I have a boyfriend.) It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.