Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.