Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...Just letting you know!
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
There's a game on Saturday. Want to?
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Can I be one of the men in your box?