I've seemed to have lost my hug, can I have yours?
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
I love you too much, but I don't know how to love you less.
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Nice ass... what time does it open?
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
(Guy holding out hand): Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?