Cheesy pick up lines

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
Nice set of parabolas!
You want to know how to play the saxophone? Why, it's easy. You just blow a lot and sometimes use your tongue. Would you like to try?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny
Let's play a love game. I'll be Alejandro, you be Lady Gaga and I'll let you take a ride on my disco stick. Composers always score.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, funny, science
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny, cheesy
(Guy holding out hand): Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
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