Cheesy pick up lines

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
<you><me></me></you> – I'm into you.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, nerdy
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
In my dreams you are mine, but in my life you are my dream.
83.33 % 30 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
82.82 % 29 votes
Pick up line: funny, cheesy
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
82.30 % 37 votes
Pick up line: cute, cheesy
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