If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
Your eyes are the sky, your lips are my sea, and your body is the land where I want to live.
Wanna come back to my room?...and see my 166mhz Pentium?
Baby, can I go up a fifth on you?
Hey baby, are you a C Major Scale? Because you look all natural to me.
If beauty was a sin, God would never forgive you.
I'll let you be like my Winamp window - Always on Top.
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?