I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
Can I have your significant digits?
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!