Are you a baritone? Because I'd like to get to 1st bass with you.
How about we go back to my room so we can practice simple harmonic motion?
Today is your lucky day. I'm going to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead. I dare you.
Hey girl, you'll always be on my L1 cache.
I've seemed to have lost my hug, can I have yours?
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
Your eyes are the sky, your lips are my sea, and your body is the land where I want to live.
Wanna come back to my room?...and see my 166mhz Pentium?