If you're here, who's running heaven?
I love you, not because you are perfect, but because you are perfect to me.
You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you're a total BaBe.
Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
Guy: That's a nice watch. Girl: Thank you. Guy: Actually, that's a nice dress. Girl: Thank
you. Guy: Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorous? I'm a wooden stick. Looks like we're a match!
Why workout in the gym when you can workout in bed with me?