Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
When I'm eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time i layed eyes on you.
I lost my number can I borrow yours.
If you're here, who's running heaven?
You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.
This must be the end of a rainbow. (Why?) Because I've just found my pot of gold.
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorous? I'm a wooden stick. Looks like we're a match!
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you're a total BaBe.