Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Want to go somewhere for a spell?
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
You are dead sexy. Literally.