I hear you're a second bass. Want to go to third with me?
You make all parts of me stand at attention.
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're looking sharp!
Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs.
Hey baby...I wouldn't mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!