Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
Are you a baritone? Because I'd like to get to 1st bass with you.
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
If you were an oboe, I'd be the only one who could play you correctly.
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
The way you execute the pizzicato is perfect. Your fingers are so strong!
You're more perfect than the key of C.
How many positions can you get into?
Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?