I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
You make all parts of me stand at attention.
Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby.
Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're looking sharp!
Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs.
Hey baby...I wouldn't mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!
I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.
Are you a baritone? Because I'd like to get to 1st bass with you.