I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
Hey baby...I wouldn't mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!
Are you a baritone? Because I'd like to get to 1st bass with you.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey.
Baby, you're like Katy Perry's single "California Gurls" (Why's that?) Cause I just can't get you out of my head!
The way you execute the pizzicato is perfect. Your fingers are so strong!
If you were a reed, I'd be a clarinet - I can't function without you latched onto me.
Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.