Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
If you were an oboe, I'd be the only one who could play you correctly.
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
The way you execute the pizzicato is perfect. Your fingers are so strong!
You're more perfect than the key of C.
How many positions can you get into?