How about changing positions? It'll be more comfortable.
If you were an oboe, I'd be the only one who could play you correctly.
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
You're more perfect than the key of C.
Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?
Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.
If you were a reed, I'd be a clarinet - I can't function without you latched onto me.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey.
Baby, you're like Katy Perry's single "California Gurls" (Why's that?) Cause I just can't get you out of my head!