How many positions can you get into?
How about changing positions? It'll be more comfortable.
If you were an oboe, I'd be the only one who could play you correctly.
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
You're more perfect than the key of C.
Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?
Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.
If you were a reed, I'd be a clarinet - I can't function without you latched onto me.
Are you a piano, or a forte?