The way you execute the pizzicato is perfect. Your fingers are so strong!
How many positions can you get into?
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
If you were an oboe, I'd be the only one who could play you correctly.
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
You're more perfect than the key of C.
Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?
Your chin rest isn't the only thing that gives good hickeys.