How many positions can you get into?
Your chin rest isn't the only thing that gives good hickeys.
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
If you were an oboe, I'd be the only one who could play you correctly.
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
You're more perfect than the key of C.
Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?
Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.
If you were a reed, I'd be a clarinet - I can't function without you latched onto me.