Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?
Your chin rest isn't the only thing that gives good hickeys.
Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
If you were a reed, I'd be a clarinet - I can't function without you latched onto me.
Are you a piano, or a forte?
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
How about changing positions? It'll be more comfortable.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey.
Baby, you're like Katy Perry's single "California Gurls" (Why's that?) Cause I just can't get you out of my head!