Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.
Hey baby would you like to be my downbeat? I'll always put you first.
How's about you help me check my dynamic range?
Hey baby, you know "One more time" doesn't really mean one more time.
Ooh, I love your accent...what is it, agogic?
You make my heart go staccato.
I can help you out with some alternate fingerings if you like?
You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.
You're more perfect than the key of C.