Are you a baritone? Because I'd like to get to 1st bass with you.
I hear you're a second bass. Want to go to third with me?
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
If you were an oboe, I'd be the only one who could play you correctly.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
You want to know how to play the saxophone? Why, it's easy. You just blow a lot and sometimes use your tongue. Would you like to try?
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
Your chin rest isn't the only thing that gives good hickeys.
How about changing positions? It'll be more comfortable.