You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
Your chin rest isn't the only thing that gives good hickeys.
How about changing positions? It'll be more comfortable.
I can assure you, if I were sheet music, I'd be major.
Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.
Hey baby would you like to be my downbeat? I'll always put you first.
How's about you help me check my dynamic range?