Hey baby, you know "One more time" doesn't really mean one more time.
Ooh, I love your accent...what is it, agogic?
You make my heart go staccato.
I can help you out with some alternate fingerings if you like?
You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.
You're more perfect than the key of C.
Do you play the vibraphone? Because I've been getting good vibes from you.
You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
How many positions can you get into?