How about changing positions? It'll be more comfortable.
Basses are not the only thing I'm good at fingering.
Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?
Ooh, I love your accent...what is it, agogic?
Let's play a love game. I'll be Alejandro, you be Lady Gaga and I'll let you take a ride on my disco stick. Composers always score.
Do you want the long part or the short part?
Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
You finger, I'll blow.
Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?