I can assure you, if I were sheet music, I'd be major.
Hey baby, are you a C Major Scale? Because you look all natural to me.
Do you want the long part or the short part?
Are you rea-di to do mi?
How's about you help me check my dynamic range?
Are you a guitar player? Because you just plucked my heart strings.
You're so saxy.
Do you play the vibraphone? Because I've been getting good vibes from you.
Basses are not the only thing I'm good at fingering.