You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
Let's make music on my sheets.
You must be the fifth scale degree of the diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
Come sit between me and my drums, I could bang you all night.
Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.
Darling, are you having treble? Don't worry, I'll be your strong bass.
The tempo of my heart changes from adagio to allegro every time you walk in the room.
Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax?
Would you like to play my organ?