You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
Let's make music on my sheets.
The cello is the sexiest instrument: it's large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.
I'm gonna make you go up an octave.
I want to go up and down all your scales.
I'll let you be the dominant.
Basses are not the only thing I'm good at fingering.
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
How many positions can you get into?
Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?