I'd like to finger your fret board.
I'd love to strum your g-string.
Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
I'd tap that snare drum.
How 'bout you call a friend, and we can experiment with triplets.
I want to rosin your bow.
Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string you'll take your Falsetto an octave higher.
Date a bassist. We don't mind going down low.
You light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.