Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Is your name Joe? Cause you've won my Hart.
Do you follow Manchester, cause I see us United.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.