Do you follow Manchester, cause I see us United.
Don't worry, baby, I won't bite. (Luis Suarez)
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi.