Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
Do you follow Manchester, cause I see us United.
What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
I'm at my best during overtime.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Is your name Joe? Cause you've won my Hart.