You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
Don't worry, baby, I won't bite. (Luis Suarez)
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Do you play football? Because I'm looking for a keeper.