I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
I wish you were on the team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Do you follow Manchester, cause I see us United.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Don't worry, baby, I won't bite. (Luis Suarez)
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.