Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Is your name Joe? Cause you've won my Hart.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Do you follow Manchester, cause I see us United.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.