Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
I wish you were on the team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
Do you follow Manchester, cause I see us United.
Don't worry, baby, I won't bite. (Luis Suarez)
What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.