Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
I can bend it better than Beckham.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
There's a game on Saturday. Want to?
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.