I can score more often than the average soccer player.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you.
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.
I can bend it better than Beckham.
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.