I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
There's a game on Saturday. Want to?
Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you.
I can bend it better than Beckham.