Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak.
My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you.
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.
I can bend it better than Beckham.
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.