Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
I'm at my best during overtime.
Do you play football? Because I'm looking for a keeper.
Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Is your name Joe? Cause you've won my Hart.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
You're allowed to use your hands in this game.