Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Is your name Joe? Cause you've won my Hart.
I wish you were on the team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Do you follow Manchester, cause I see us United.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
Did you know you look good in short pants?
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
Wanna see my world cup in action?