Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
There's a game on Saturday. Want to?
I wish you were on the team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Don't worry, baby, I won't bite. (Luis Suarez)
Wanna go out? (I have a boyfriend.) It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
I can score more often than the average soccer player.