I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I'm so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
Hey girl. My love for you is like an action potential. It is all or nothing.