My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
Hey baby, what's your sine?
You are so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you.
My servers never go down... but I do!
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
My love for you is the null hypothesis and you'll always fail to reject it.
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good on my stem.