You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
My servers never go down... but I do!
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
You are like a proton in my core - without you I could never be the same.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world.
You must be a cell, cause my DNA is all in you.
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!