You had me at "Hello World."
If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
You must be a cell, cause my DNA is all in you.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Want to test the spring constant of my matress?
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
You're a moving electric charge, and I'm a moving magnetic charge... Wanna flux?
What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You.
I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock!