Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
You have a good web-surfing stance.
Ay girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells, because you are killing me.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
I can tell you're not an astronaut, because you're so down to earth.
Baby, i'm gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.