Excuse me, I am really attracted to you and according to Newton's Laws of Gravitation, you're attracted to me, too.
My love for you is the null hypothesis and you'll always fail to reject it.
My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density".
Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up.
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
Do you like Science? Cause tonight your gonna sample my DNA.
If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive.
My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. We're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?