Your pants would look a lot better accelerating towards my floor at 9.8m.s^-1.
Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for.
I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good on my stem.
I like your shape, how'd you like to form a complex organic transition state?
Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
If you were Anatomy, then I'd be Physiology because they always go together!