Science pick up lines

I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?

Ay girl, do you have a high current? Because I can't resist you.

How can i know a hundred digits of PI? But not the 7 digits of your phone number.

Are you a scientist? Because I Lab you.

You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.

I want to stick to u like glue-cose.

Do you like science because I've got my ion you.

Girl, are you below 5 microns? Because you're ultrafine.

I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.

Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.