If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Hey baby, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.