Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We're both long and hard.
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
Do you believe in one night stands?