Dirty pick up lines

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
83.77 % 92 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
83.43 % 90 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, dirty
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
If you were a baker, I'd fill your buns with cream.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: weird, dirty
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty
If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
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