Dirty pick up lines

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
85.14 % 74 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
84.78 % 63 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
84.54 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty
I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?
84.54 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, dirty
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
82.14 % 45 votes
Pick up line: dirty, reverse
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
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