Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
I'd tap that snare drum.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.