Dirty pick up lines

Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
85.32 % 75 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
85.22 % 65 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?
84.54 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, dirty
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that "pops up".
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
You finger, I'll blow.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
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