Don't ever change. Just get naked.
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
Hey baby, you're out of this world. Wanna see my milky way?
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?