If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Come sit between me and my drums, I could bang you all night.
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.