Dirty pick up lines

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
84.34 % 70 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
83.41 % 82 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.
83.33 % 30 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Nice ass... what time does it open?
82.82 % 29 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy, cheesy
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
82.82 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty
I've swallowed so much of your DNA that we now might be related.
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, math
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
82.14 % 45 votes
Pick up line: dirty, reverse
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