If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
I'd tap that snare drum.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.