Dirty pick up lines

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
84.86 % 44 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
83.33 % 30 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty, physics, cheesy
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
82.30 % 37 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
Come sit between me and my drums, I could bang you all night.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
82.21 % 61 votes
Pick up line: dirty, reverse
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, dirty, nerdy
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
81.25 % 106 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
81.07 % 118 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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