Dirty pick up lines

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
86.68 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
84.13 % 69 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
83.02 % 80 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, creepy, cute, dirty
Hey baby, how about you let me probe your ports, and you can dereference my pointer?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
82.14 % 45 votes
Pick up line: dirty, reverse
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