I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.
The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.
How about changing positions? It'll be more comfortable.