If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
This may seem corny but you make me horny.
Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.