Dirty pick up lines

Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
86.68 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I'd tap that snare drum.
84.54 % 21 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
84.13 % 69 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
83.02 % 80 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.
82.82 % 29 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
82.82 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
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