Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Basses are not the only thing I'm good at fingering.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.