I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
I'm a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.