If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
Don't stop! I don't usually get to see beauty in motion.
My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
That dress would look great on my floor…