Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
I think about you when I masturbate.
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.