Dirty pick up lines

Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, math
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
82.14 % 45 votes
Pick up line: dirty, reverse
My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny, dirty
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, offensive
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, reverse, weird
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
I only play in the short grass.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, golf
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