Dirty pick up lines

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
81.39 % 35 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
81.36 % 58 votes
Pick up line: dirty, reverse
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
80.91 % 104 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, funny
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
80.91 % 34 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, dirty, nerdy
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, corny, dirty
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