Dirty pick up lines

I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.

Nice ass... what time does it open?

Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.

There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!

You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.

Let's exchange fermions!

I only play in the short grass.

I'd tap that snare drum.