Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.