Dirty pick up lines

Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, corny
Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
I think about you when I masturbate.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, weird
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty, weird
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty, science, corny
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