I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?