Dirty pick up lines

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, creepy, dirty
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
If you were a baker, I'd fill your buns with cream.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
80.74 % 56 votes
Pick up line: dirty, reverse
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty, cheesy
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, dirty, nerdy
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, corny, dirty
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
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