The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
Can I explore your mean value?
I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
Did you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.