Dirty pick up lines

If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, creepy, cute, dirty
I'd tap that snare drum.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, cute, dirty
I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny, dirty
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
How about we go back to my room so we can practice simple harmonic motion?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
I'm just asserting my right to relief which has been arising out of this action.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
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