Dirty pick up lines

I'm just asserting my right to relief which has been arising out of this action.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty, science, corny
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, math, nerdy, weird
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: weird, dirty
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, funny, reverse
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, creepy, cute, dirty, nerdy
I'm a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty
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