Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Let's have a frank discussion about our favorite sexual positions.
You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
If I had garden I'd But your two lips and my two lips together.
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.