I'm just asserting my right to relief which has been arising out of this action.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
Hey baby how about we go play Marco Polo; In the shower?
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
If I'm vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
I'm a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?