Dirty pick up lines

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
Come sit between me and my drums, I could bang you all night.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
Let's roleplay, you'll be a magic Carpet and I'll be Aladdin; now let me ride your magic carpet.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: funny, cute, dirty
You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty, physics, cheesy
Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.
79.85 % 32 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
79.85 % 32 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, dirty, haloween
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
79.85 % 32 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty
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