You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
Hey baby, you're out of this world. Wanna see my milky way?
What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
I was going to tell you a joke about my vagina...But you will never get it.
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.