Dirty pick up lines

Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
This winter was particularly hard on my having to imagine what your cleavage looks like.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, hockey
Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Electrical engineers do it with less resistance.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
I learned that the missionary position helps guys to work out the triceps and chest...Want to help me verify this?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, funny, dirty
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