Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
My part is hard. Maybe you can help me with it.
I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Would you like a PUCK?
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Come sit between me and my drums, I could bang you all night.
I wield a big stick.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.