I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
If you were a reed, I'd be a clarinet - I can't function without you latched onto me.
You've got a friend with benefits in me!
The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.
The ladies call me Hadouken, Because I am Down right Fierce.