Dirty pick up lines

I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, corny, dirty
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, weird
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
If you were a reed, I'd be a clarinet - I can't function without you latched onto me.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, cheesy
You've got a friend with benefits in me!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
The ladies call me Hadouken, Because I am Down right Fierce.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny, dirty
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