Dirty pick up lines

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty, funny
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, creepy, dirty
Wanna tickle my tardis?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, dirty
I see you're playing Tetris, give me a call if you need a long piece.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, dirty
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, creepy
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