You know, I would die happy if I see you naked just once!
You'd mind if I fantasize about you?
Let's play titanic I'll play iceberg and you'll go down.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
Let's do some bedroom acrobatics.
Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?