If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
I see you're playing Tetris, give me a call if you need a long piece.
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.