Water is not only thing i'll strip for.
You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
How about we get into some Treble and go to Third Bass.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
You realize, baby girl, everyone names their instruments. Want to name mine?
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.