Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
(standing close and staring at his/her lips) Can you feel it? There is some kind of sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
Open up your hangar, My starfighter needs refueling.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?