Dirty pick up lines

I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, weird
I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
Why workout in the gym when you can workout in bed with me?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny, reverse
I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
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