Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
Let's have sex like the world is ending in three weeks.
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour...