Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Baby I want to let it snow all over your twin peaks.
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
You in the mood for some stroke play?
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
How about we get into some Treble and go to Third Bass.
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.