You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
You'd mind if I fantasize about you?
Do you drink milk? Cause it sure did your body good.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.