I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
Why workout in the gym when you can workout in bed with me?
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
I'd take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight.