Dirty pick up lines

Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, tinder
Baby I want to let it snow all over your twin peaks.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
You in the mood for some stroke play?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, golf
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
How about we get into some Treble and go to Third Bass.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, music, dirty
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, music
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
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