If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Enough exposition. Let's move this to the development section.
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Girl, you give me a tromboner.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
Girl if you think I'm good at memorizing sheet music, just think about what I can do with your body.
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.
Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.