I wanna attenuate that taint, if you know what I mean.
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
Can I help you unzip your files?
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
Game of hide the sausage?
Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?