Dirty pick up lines

Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty, cute
Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour...
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
How about you come to my place and sit on my feet as I do sit-ups?
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
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Pick up line: chemistry, dirty, corny
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, weird
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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