Dirty pick up lines

I'm about to dive into the sea...that pu-sea.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
Girl, you give me a tromboner.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, music
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny
I'm like a US Open hard and long!!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, cheesy
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Will you guide my sleigh tonight?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty, funny
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, creepy, dirty
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
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