Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour...
How about you come to my place and sit on my feet as I do sit-ups?
Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.