I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Basses are not the only thing I'm good at fingering.
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
Your homepage or mine?
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby.