Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
Can I help you unzip your files?
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
Game of hide the sausage?