Dirty pick up lines

Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, corny, dirty
Can I help you unzip your files?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, dirty
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, cheesy
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, creepy, dirty
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny, dirty, cheesy
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Game of hide the sausage?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, creepy, dirty, funny
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