Dirty pick up lines

Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
The cello is the sexiest instrument: it's large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty
I'm gonna make you go up an octave.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: music, dirty, cute
Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: math, dirty
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cute, dirty
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
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