My best toys run on batteries.
Our genitalia should get back in touch.
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
I don't need accio to make you come.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
I'll treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Let's roleplay, you'll be a magic Carpet and I'll be Aladdin; now let me ride your magic carpet.
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?