I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
I'd love to strum your g-string.
Damn girl, You have more curves than a race track.
I wanna eat your pussy, like a fat kid eats cake.
Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
Do you like heavy metal? Cause I can teach you how to scream.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.