Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour...
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Let's get you on the naughty list.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.