Dirty pick up lines

Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty, funny
I see you're playing Tetris, give me a call if you need a long piece.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, dirty
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: hockey, corny, dirty
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
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