Dirty pick up lines

My best toys run on batteries.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Our genitalia should get back in touch.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
I don't need accio to make you come.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I'll treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean
Let's roleplay, you'll be a magic Carpet and I'll be Aladdin; now let me ride your magic carpet.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, reverse
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