I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.
Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?
How about changing positions? It'll be more comfortable.
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
I'm gonna make you go up an octave.
From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
The cello is the sexiest instrument: it's large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.
Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We're both long and hard.