Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
You in the mood for some stroke play?
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
Big spoon or small spoon?
Would you like to play my organ?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?