Dirty pick up lines

My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
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Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, weird
Basses are not the only thing I'm good at fingering.
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Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty
I heard you like bonfires, well I'll supply the wood.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Hey babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, christmas
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
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Pick up line: tinder, corny, cute, dirty
I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
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Pick up line: music, corny, cute, dirty, nerdy
You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
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Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, dirty
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