You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
So you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour...
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.