Dirty pick up lines

Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
I wanna eat your pussy, like a fat kid eats cake.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
I'd tap that snare drum.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Your chin rest isn't the only thing that gives good hickeys.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Do you like heavy metal? Cause I can teach you how to scream.
Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
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