Dirty pick up lines

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, football
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
So you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour...
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty
If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
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