My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.
Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?
Basses are not the only thing I'm good at fingering.
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Hey baby, wanna know what I have in common with a fluid dynamics exam? We're both long and hard.
Can I ride your joystick?