My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
Basses are not the only thing I'm good at fingering.
I heard you like bonfires, well I'll supply the wood.
Hey babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.