Dirty pick up lines

Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, dirty
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
You in the mood for some stroke play?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, golf
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Big spoon or small spoon?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty
Would you like to play my organ?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, music
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty, funny
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
79.28 % 31 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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