Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Similar pick up lines
See also best pick up lines rated by other visitors.
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
My servers never go down... but I do!
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
My love for you is the null hypothesis and you'll always fail to reject it.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.