Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
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What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
I heard you like bonfires, well I'll supply the wood.
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!