Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.
I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours.
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
If you were a baker, I'd fill your buns with cream.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.