Dirty pick up lines

If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: dirty
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
77.62 % 35 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, corny, creepy
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, clean, funny
Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, physics, science
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
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