Dirty pick up lines

Life is short. Let's f**k and see if there is anything after that.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty
I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
Why workout in the gym when you can workout in bed with me?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
78.68 % 30 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cute, math
I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
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