If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back..."Nice ass!"
Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.